Mutiny on Mamma Mia...

On a quiet island, not far from Korcula, two little angels are giving their darling Mum a cuddle

When suddenly, they duck around a bend in the bay, break out a pirate ship hidden there, whip out sharp, cruel swords and pitiless pistols and ambush Capt'n Craig who is sleeping off his big lunch under a shady tree. They jump up and down on his tummy, tie him up with big tight ropes, gag him and take him prisoner..

Imprisoned on the Pirate Ship, Capt'n Craig can only guess at his fate...

And wets his sea boots when he lays eyes on the ugliest pirate of them all - the one with a face full of pimples from eating too much sugar - Capt'n  Candy Zit!

 "Don't let them kill me, Capt'n Zit, I'll give you anything you want - how about some lollies!"


"Lollies eh, have you got any sour straps on board Mamma Mia?" asked the scoundrel 'Yes, Yes and Gobstoppers and um Oreo Biscuits. You can even have the Chocolates I have stashed on Korcula Island!" blubbered cowardly Capt'n Craig. The ugly old Pirate Boss ordered the young mutineers to take Mamma Mia and sail it off to Korcula Island to dig up the booty..

But on Korcula, Capt'n Craig the Coward threw off his disguise

- he was the baddest, meanest, nastiest Pirate of them all.

He turned the tables on the two youngsters, ate all the lollies, chopped their swords into pieces, smashed their pistols and put them to work scrubbing the decks and catching up on their Reading, Riting and Rithmatic!